What makes you happy?

That is exactly what I intend to bust my ramblings about.

COFFEE "Humans are afraid of the dark and yet...at the same time we're fascinated and bewitched by it. Maybe that's why humans drink the darkness that is coffee." -Godot.
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaahh, there is nothing in the world like it. What is it about coffee that makes you feel like you can take on the world? ...After you pay the bathroom a visit or five, of course. Just remember, coffee belongs in mugs. The day I take over Starbucks will be the day take-away coffee comes in a spill-proof mug. It just doesn't taste the same in those spongy foam things, and they bust way too easily. How many of you have accidentally squeezed the cups a bit and then -pppppptt!- you're suffering first degree burns to the arms and end up looking like you've been weeping soil.
And Look out for the people with funny chips on their teeth. We're the ones who end up gnawing our mugs to death whilst the second kettle of water is boiling.
Coffee has no equal. Even just the smell from fifteen metres away gives you those hyperactive tingles that run all the way down your body and make you do the worm...standing up.
Raise your mugs! One! Two! Thr- *SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!*