Limericks

There once was a girl who could mime
But, oh!, she could not earn a dime
So she finally quit sobbin'
and like Batman and Robin,
she kicked ass while fighting all crime

There was this sick villain who thought
he could eat all the children he taught
But Supergirl swooped in
Put Cannibal the bin
Students cheered, but work they did naught

When it comes to the athletic cup
Supergirl had no talent there, nup
Basketball courts made her wheezy
Sports ovals left her sneezy
So she went and blew them all up

Supergirl fell in love with this guy
who turned out to be a bit sly
But stealing his best shoes
went against her values
so she returned them...with a fistful of pie

When Supergirl finally found the right one
She married and had kids by the tonne
The super-babies kept crying,
shape-shifting and flying
She loved them but didn't have much fun.

I have a bleak future as a limerickist. I just like the word.