3ohDecember!

I know I said I wouldn't blog until the holidays began, but then - what do you do when you find you've got an extra ten minutes or so on your hands? Oh yeah, that's right - BLOG.
So here's some of that cool stuff to feast your eyes on.

DINO-WARS
Green (with purple spots) Dinofish sticker vs Pink (with purple splodges) T-rex sticker
It was kinda one those "you-had-to-be-there" moments, but it was so brilliant, I'll just have to document it as best as I can.
Cindy: RAWR. I have a pink dinosaur and it's much better than you're stupid green dinosaur!
Emily: No way - my GREEN dinofish is WAY COOLER than that PINK thing!
Cindy: No, pink is way better than GREEN.
Emily: Errrr.....GREEN all the way!
Cindy: Well - yours has horrible disgusting RED DOTS all over it, how gross!
Emily: They're not red! They're purple! And they're perfect round circles - not all deformed purple splats like yours!
Cindy: Well- well my PINK T-REX is still better! I mean, look - it's a T-REX! Everybody loves T-rexes! All yours does is eat vegetables~
Emily: Exactly! My dinofish is a VEGETARIAN while your pink T-rex is going aroung EATING PEOPLE. IT KILLS PEOPLE.
Cindy: RAaaawwRRR!
Emily: RRRRRAAaaawwwrrrrrrRRR!
Of course, it was much funnier. I just have a bad memory right now.
Thankyou, Cindy O and Emily D for the best form class I think I've ever had, and to Rebecca, for providing the dino-stickers which spun off such great entertainment.

DRESS REHEARSAL
Well, all I can say is GOOD RIDDANCE to those stupid mesh stockings - fat lot of good they did! They failed in holding in leg fat (*cringe*) and only made your legs look even FATTER by adding an extra layer under the tan stockings -____-
Surprisingly, my ring didn't fly off in the middle of the single ladies dance and knock out/kill some poor innocent like the time I accidentally threw a streamer and it whackes some 10 year old in the head during Finale.
Took some photos, hohohoho. For some reason, the photographer kept rearranging the set right before he took our photos, both times. I feel special!
And, of course, the rant. She kept it short this year, about half an hour, I suppose. The usual telling offs: wispy hair, not enough makeup, exposed bra straps and other costume issues. She traumatised about 3 children by asking them to stand and showing the entire theatre exactly what was wrong with that poor kid's costune/hair/makeup. I resorted to flicking sequins around on stage at the person in front of me.

BOMB
I honestly cannot believe I missed all the action - I'm SO disappointed! Of all days this could have happened - it had to happen on the day when I wasn't there! Since I'd left early to go to the dress rehearsal, a 'suspicious package' was sent to the school, and later than night, it was blown up by police. The school went under a lockdown too. Just my luck.
Of course, it can be looked at that I'm a protector of the school, haha, and an hour after I leave, someone tries to destroy the school!
Or, as Alice so kindly put it, she reckons it was me that sent it in the first place -____- Nice going, you suspicious minded twerp.

SPAGHETTI TOWER
Paired up with Rin. Made a 12cm tall, very twisted and wonky spaghetti and marshmallow tower. Failed in winning, but succeeded on rebelliously snacking on building materials :D
Well, at least we beat Ashleigh&Rebecca and Jang&Emily, hohohoho (:

Happy December

To all my loyal "fans" and blogreaders

I'm sorry I've failed you these last few weeks, but I promise you, I have very good reasons, which may or may not be explained sooner or later. The blogs will start rolling again the first day of the holidays, ok (and that's Monday, for all your slowpokes)? Then you can look forward to more random stuff like lost cats in Burma. In the meantime, I'd just like to wish you all a happy December 1st (pinch punch first day of the month, no returns - somehow cyber bullying by cyber punching doesn't really give off a great effect -____- ) and to announce that today is officially the first day of summer. Meaning that Spring is OVER. YEAH (:

New Moon

Guess what came out at midnight this morning/last night?
NEW MOON

Guess who really doesn't give a stuff?
ME

Who went to see it at 12:01 and came back to school raving?
ALICE and VIVIENNE

Who are my top 5 twihard people?
1. ALICE 2. VIVIENNE 3. LANI 4. HANNAH 5. MUM

And guess why mum picked me up half an hour late from school?
BECAUSE SHE WENT TO SEE A SESSION OF NEW MOON THAT ENDED AT 3:40

I'm not thrilled at all -_-

You want the abs? Here's a pencil and an eraser...

Wow, they can't even afford to take photos of two completely different people to stick on here. Instead, they have to DRAW it in. Now that, my friends, is sad.

6 in the morning, I feel woozy, hohoho.

Somebody please trial Wii fit plus and tell me if it's any good?

ps. Can you die from lack of sleep? I'm sure you can. Loads of people have died trying to break the Guiness world record for longest time gone without sleep, haven't they? JiHoo disagrees. I'm going to prove her wrong :) Somebody back me up.

Prince Charming

“Some day my prince will come” – Snow White. I hate to break it to you, but I think that that theory must have been proven wrong at least a trillion times.

Maybe us girls should have something better to do than pining over ‘the one.’ I wonder what makes Prince Charming tick anyway? The looks, the smile (always white teeth – what do they use?), the mannerisms...what is it?? Let’s take a look, hey? (Oh, and when I say, us girls, I don’t really mean everyone, nor myself. I have better things to do than drool over guys. Like blog about why we shouldn’t, for example)

Old School
Name: Prince Charming.
Year: 1950
No one really likes this particular Prince Charming, since he only appears for a short time in the Cinderella movie (hang on, no, there’s actually a bit more of him in Cinderella 3 when he stops being such a pretty boy, but anyway, moving on...) but since the guy’s name is officially “Prince Charming” I think he’s set standards as the Prince Charming type of person that the fairytales girls want. Standards as in charming: Charming looks, charming smile, charming personality. If you get I mean. I don’t know, maybe I’m just confusing myself?

New School
Name: Edward Cullen
Year: 2005
I can guarantee that if Alice is reading this, she’d be currently either screaming of excitement, or crying of happiness. Because this, this is what OCD does to people! So I think Edward qualifies as a modern day prince charming: Charming vampire looks, charming crooked smile, charming love obsessed personality...check, check, check. I mean, I suppose that depends who you ask. Don’t ask me, because you know you won’t like the answer. But anyway, aside from the whole “I want to drink your blood,” “I stalk you” and “I am so overly protective of you, you never need to worry about hurting your pretty little face again” thing, maybe he might just be okay. Maybe. But anyways, let’s look at the effects of Yearning For Prince Charming (Y4PC, ok?)

PRO: You can always hope that Prince Charming comes. It’s good to have hope. Hope drives people through hard times. Hope is a light in the dark. Hope brings happiness when you’re miserable.
CON: Did you ever hear of wishful thinking? Or of crushed hopes? When Prince Charming never shows up, then you’re going doooowwwwn.
“My life is a graveyard of buried hopes.” – Anne Shirley. Anne of Green Gables.
CON: Prince charming standards make life a lot more difficult for the not quite as charming lads. And do they really deserve to be continuously overshadowed by some fictional dope? I don’t think so.
CON: Yearning for prince charming will cloud up your mind, waste a lot of time, take over you like a drug, and destroy your life.

And so that concludes this entry. Ho ho ho, maybe I should start councelling sessions, to help girls break free of Y4PC? Heh heh.

“Prince Charming is an ass.” – Cindy O

Disney Princesses II

Continuation of previous blog entry Dizz Royalty. If you don't know how to read it, just scroll down. If you don't know how to read, then I'm sorry, but I can't help you.

So, after reading that, I continue with Aurora, Belle, Jasmine and Mulan.


Aurora:
Hair as gold as sunshine, blah blah blah. You know, I once had a sleeping beauty barbie doll that had a switch on her back, and it controlled her eyes which opened and shut. And she also came with this little pillow that played the theme song when you pressed it in the middle. I think Aurora’s not much good, to be honest. For starters, she was raised by three good fairies – and I’m pretty sure the whole 16 years she lived with them, she had no idea they were actually fairies. And then next, she falls in love with this random stranger she met ‘once upon a dream’ and then cries because she is already arranged to marry some other total stranger and then gets hypnotized and pricks her finger on a spinning wheel and falls asleep for about an hour (as opposed to 100 years) before being kissed (ps. Resurrection with a kiss #2) and living happily ever after.
You also can’t help noticing that she is the princess with the most names. Aurora, Sleeping Beauty and Rose or Briar Rose. Either she was very important, or her parents just couldn’t make up their minds. She has so many identities, I’d bet Jason Bourne would love to be her for a day.



Belle:
I always liked Belle. Probably because she was smart, and brave, and kind and she could see past looks. But, on the other hand, Beauty and the beast is just the teensiest bit impossible. It would be like if Megan Fox fell for Taylor Lautner in wolf form... and that would be just wrong. But anyway, Belle was sometimes over curious (if someone 7 foot tall furry beast with fangs told you to stay out of the west wing, would it really kill you just to do what you’re told?) but other than that, I think she was cool. I love her hair and the yellow dress. I used to have a belle dress. There’s a picture of me in it in my mum’s room, ho ho ho.

(AAAArgh!!! Pics not working anymore??!!!)



Jasmine:
I liked Jasmine too, because she stood up for herself and refused to be pushed around, and in the end, got her little happily ever after. I think she’s gotten the prettiest Disney princess eyes, since most of the rest are all drawn the same. Yah, so thumbs up for Jasmine! Oh, and she’s a good actress...I think. I mean, if an animated cartoon can be a good actress. Except what happened to her voice in Aladdin 2? It went high and creepy like *shudder*

Fa Mulan:
I saved the best for last J
Mulan is the awesomest Disney girl, and even though she isn’t a princess, she still rocks. I mean come on, she set a matchmaker on fire, she dressed as a dude to take her dad’s place, she trained in the army, she climbed to the top of a huge pole, she fought for her country, caused an avalanche, robbed an evil guy of victory, and saved the whole of china by strapping the villain to a set of fireworks. Seriously, you just don’t get any cooler than that!
However, it’s based on a true story I think, except the real Mulan died in battle L

So... a vote now! Who’s YOU’RE favourite of the lot?

Dizz Royalty :)

Not that I'm counting on there to be any, but if there are any guys on this page, don't even bother reading this. You can tell by the pictures that it's going to send you to lalala snooze land.

Alright women, I think I've decided to start uploading photos onto my blog because it does look slightly empty. You can thank Cindy and Becca for that influence, ho ho ho.

So today I start ranting off about these dudes here:

Uhm, the ladies I mean :)

Dayum. The reason that picture is touching the edge of the smiley face, is because I can't figure out how to move it down -_- So there's inexperience for you. Annnyway, I'll stop blabbing about stupid things and get down to business. If you can call it that...

So these are all Disney princesses, except NONE of them were actually originally created by the Disney studios, or whatever, what they're still cool. Some of them, anyway. I'm pretty sure at some point we all wanted to be one of them.

Snow White:

(Ressurection with a kiss number one)

I've always though her voice was really annoying, that she was stupid for eating that apple and believing her dreams would come true and that she was horribly mean to the dwarves by ditching them as soon as she got kissed by that Prince guy, but oh well.

By far, she's disney princess who has impacted the most on my life. I remember loving snow white for about a year as a kid, and then getting this snow white dress. I wore it for my 7th birthday party, even though it was GIGANTIC. I wore it with poise and dignity, even though it had to be taken up and had about 20 saftey pins in it, plus I had a killer stomach ache that day :/

However, little did I know, that four years from the day, in a little old room, the Snow White would be called upon again. In her sequel~ SNow White II starring Snow White and Prince Black, purpose: make sick kids at PMH laugh. Possibly the lamest, but most awesome production ever, I actually think we did pretty well. Teacher told me we got 2nd/3rd place or something, but she might just have been being nice (or I have a terrible memory)

Or that one year from then; someone would need it for their drama play? It was great, but they never ended up using it. But the dress's glory didn't end there...

No it had one more "spectacular" appearance. Dress up night. That's at the group of 4-9 year olds (like a miniature youth) at my church on Friday nights that I go to help out with. Hmm, so I turn up wearing my insanely awesome dress, only to find that some other cute little kid was wearing the exact same thing- about 10 sizes smaller. Of course I didn't feel ridiculed at all, why on earth should I?

And, finally, for those who haven't already seen it: go watch the Cantonese version of the Disney Snow White. Pricelessly hilarious :)

Cinderella:

Hehehe, I think of Cinderella, the midget and the holy shortbread. My very first blockbuster film =)

Honestly, I've always found Cinderella to be a big sook. Why sit around dreaming and let others push you around? Why sob about not being able to go to the ball, when she was home alone; aka, perfect opportunity to nick some of the stepsisters' stuff and make a run? And...WHY RUN AWAY AT MIDNIGHT? Where there iron chains pulling her away? No. Just a magic spell, and so what if she was standing there in front of the prince in her raggety tattetedy outfit? I don't think the prince would have given a damn, he would've just laughed.

"ho ho ho ho. you are a very good dancer, servant girl." and then he would have married her and saved everyone a load of trouble. But then Cinderella 3, which takes place before Cinderella 2, was actually good ^^ Haha, I remember watching a while back and was like "WOW. Cinderella can actually be cool, you know?"

Ariel:

Drama play; term 2 2008. We turned Ariel into a bit of a brat... ho ho ho. What fun. I still have the costume ;)

Well, I think Ariel's pretty awesome :) I like her character, how she's curious and not afraid of danger, but still...has she never heard of sign language??? Or writing down her dilemma on paper so other people can read it? I'll never understand why these Disney girls do things the hard way all the time. Her friends are cool; Sebastian, FLounder and Scuttle :)

I'm pretty sure the little mermaid is an adaption from the Hans Christian Anderson story The Little Mermaid. Except when I read the orginal, I was like "HUH???" Because the little mermaid did not get her happily ever after. She wanted to have a soul (apparently mermaids don't have souls??) and the only way she could get one was to make a human prince fall in love with her. so she goes to this witch who trades her voice for human legs. Oh, and when the little mermaid walked on land, it felt like a thousand daggers piercing her feet- nice huh? Well, anyway, the prince was going to marry someone else, which made it impossible for her to get that soul, so her mermaid sisters help her by giving her knife and saying that if she stabbed the prince's heart, she would be able to return to her mermaid life. But instead, the little mermaid kills herself because she can't bear to kill her beloved prince. The end.

Coming soon in futuristic blogs: The rest of the principessas and a la prince charming :D

Now I know I'm losing it...

Some fluffbrain stuff I've done over this past week~
1. Played music on youtube and couldn't understand why I wasn't hearing anything. Spent like 10 minutes trying to fix it before realizing that the problem was that I hadn't put the earphone thing in my ear :/
2. Got in the shower intending to wash my hair and realizing that I'd pinned it up and put a showercap on.
3. Washed my hair with lux shimmering sea (scroll down for blog entry about the stink shimmering sea)
4. Looked at science teacher blankly, resulting in that expression in which she then says "Oh, you do not know. Oh some of you have not done your homework...blah blah blah."
5. Looked at dancing teacher blankly, resulting in another threat to amputate my arms (that's about 7 this year) and *yell yell yell*ARMS"
6. Looked at piano teacher blankly, not clever of me at all -_-
7. Gotten up at 8am. Now I'm tired ***yaaawwwnn*

And then I was wondering. I have this bunch of nicknames, that people seem to use one or the other and don't seem to understand what the meaning of them are. So just to clear it up for all you people:

Harris: I got this in 2004 when some frieds and I were being cool. Harris was Haras, but that looked like Harass; so I changed it. Harris just stuck. I like it.

Woobin: The ultimately awesome Korean drama BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS features the 'f4' a group of 4 dudes that Cindy, Rebecca, Faith and I named ourselves after. Of course, I got woobin because no one else wanted to be him, but then after that, I came to realize that WooBin is pretty much way cooler than the other f4 ho ho ho. This is also the reason I call Faith "jihoo," coz that's her character. she's way over it but it's kinda gotten into a habit.

Jake: I don't even know how I got this. All I know is that once I was talking to Anaya on msn and I replied "sure sure" and she was like "AAAAHH YOU'RE JUST LIKE JACOB BLACK!!!" and then she decided that I was a jerk and started calling me Jake. And now her mates are doing it too -_- Just to get one thing straight - I hate Twilight. Therefore that makes me a twilight athiest. I don't believe in Edward Cullen and I CERTAINLY don't believe in Jacob Black, because he's a sicko. So they didn't name me after Jake because I thought he had a neat 8 pack or whatever.

Another Day gone by. 3 weeks and 1 day left of school :)

Form 0850
I think there's something seriously wrong with my eyes. Not only are my eyes minus 4.5 and 4.25, only allowing me to see clearly up until about 30 cm away, I seem to have kind of freak REM. I can't close my eyes and keep them still. No matter how hard I try, they flutter and vibrate...it's so weird. Ask if you want to see my cool/unhuman eye shivering trick :)
Hey, do you think I could make it to Cirque de Soleil with it?

Media 1250
I♥1ton rocks this world!!!
If blogspot doesn't work like myspace (which hahaha sucks) and turn that & hearts; into a heart, then I'm just gonna look like a total loser, aren't I?

Maths 1410
Bella. I could hear your grandma voice for the whole time. Hahaha. FUnny.
Jang--> "When is the baby...coming...out?"
xD

The pain of beauty. sheesh.

Ow. When those peel off facial mask things say leave on for no longer than ten minutes, they actually mean it. I have just had the unpleasant experience of slapping on some bioclear masky stuff and forgetting all about it. When I went to brush my teeth, I realized I still had it on. And then I tried to peel it off, IT WOULDN'T COME OFF. Removal proccess = very painful and red. if my face is red at school tomorrow, it's not sunburn. It was just me being an idiot and forgetting all about the mask -_- It was like it had sucked and moulded itself to my face or something --> just like in that goosebumps book!!! Goosebumps series is actually pretty lame, boring, unscary and with lame stupid endings...I dunno why anyone would bother reading them . Well anyway, just shouting out to you all that you should be careful. Those facial mask instructions and time limits are there for a reason.